Proudly serving the Lowcountry with goods of questionable necessity and undeniable charm. If you can buy it on King Street, we've made it weirder.
Shop the Madness →*No actual gators were consulted in the making of this store.
Carefully curated by people who've had too much sweet tea and not enough sleep.
Real reviews from real people. Probably.
"I hung the certificate on my wall. Three people have asked if it's real. I tell them it's 'aspirational.' 10/10 would buy again if I ever actually find a spot."
"My husband thought there was a gas leak. I told him it was ambiance. We are no longer married but I still burn the candle. No regrets. Smells like freedom."
"Sprayed it around my yard. Saw a gator the next morning. However, it was NOT on my porch, so I'm counting that as a win. Three stars. Would cautiously recommend."
"I moved to Ohio for work. This kit saved my life. The laminated card got me through a very dark Tuesday. Crying in a Columbus Applebee's hits different when you have a reminder of home."
"Did not repel a single palmetto bug. One of them knocked the bottle over. I respect the hustle though. Smells like lemons. The bug seemed to enjoy it."
"I put it on eggs. I put it on pasta. I put it in my coffee once on accident. Still gave it 5 stars. My doctor has questions. Worth it."
Six ways to pay — because even unnecessary purchases deserve a smooth checkout.
We accept everything except Savannah gift cards.
Your cart is emptier than a King Street parking spot on a Saturday.